The Bitchy Witch

Perhaps you have encountered her

There is a bitchy witch hiding inside me.

What? Don’t start

She jumps out at inopportune moments,

If you don’t, then I have to

I must fight tooth and nail to shut her up.

Ha, in your dreams

She gets triggered by the ignorant

They beg for it

I need to teach her restraint

Forget it

She spits like a snake at the unsuspecting victims

A snake? That’s pushing it

I feel embarrassed by her actions

You need me to stand up for you, wimp

She has no dignity when provoked

What? Why?

Lashing out with scathing words

I’ve heard enough

Before I can hold her back

Okay, that’s it

If you have been a victim, please forgive her.

I’m done here

Slams the door

God, I don’t know anymore

She drives me crazy.